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BOSS: RAM,I NOTICE WHEN A BIG SOCCER GAME'S ON TV,YOU CALL IN SAYING YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR GRANNY TO DOCTOR.
RAM: YOU DON'T SUPPOSE SHE'S FAKING IT,DO YOU?
A MAN IS DRIVING,WHEN HE SPOTS A FARMER STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD.HE PULLS THE CAR OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND NOTICES THAT THE FARMER IS JUST STANDING THERE,DOING NOTHING.THE MAN GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND ASKS HIM,''EXCUSE ME MISTER,BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING/''
THE FARMER REPLIES,''I'M TRYING TO WIN A NOBEL PRIZE.''
''HOW?''ASKS THE MAN.
''WELL,I HEARD THEY GIVE THE NOBEL PRIZE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE OUT STANDING IN THE FIELD.''
RAM: YOU DON'T SUPPOSE SHE'S FAKING IT,DO YOU?
A MAN IS DRIVING,WHEN HE SPOTS A FARMER STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD.HE PULLS THE CAR OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND NOTICES THAT THE FARMER IS JUST STANDING THERE,DOING NOTHING.THE MAN GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND ASKS HIM,''EXCUSE ME MISTER,BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING/''
THE FARMER REPLIES,''I'M TRYING TO WIN A NOBEL PRIZE.''
''HOW?''ASKS THE MAN.
''WELL,I HEARD THEY GIVE THE NOBEL PRIZE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE OUT STANDING IN THE FIELD.''
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