1) BANTA WALKS INTO A POST OFFICE ONE DAY TO SEE A MIDDLE-AGED,BALD MAN STANDING AT THE COUNTER METHODICALLY PLACING'LOVE'STAMPS ON BRIGHT PINK ENVELOPES WITH HEARTS ALL OVER THEM. HE THEN TAKES OUT A PERFUME BOTTLE AND SPTAYS SCENT ON THE ENVELOPES.SANTA'S CURIOSITY GETTING THE BETTER OF HIM,HE GOES TO THE STRANGER AND ASKS HIM WHAT HE IS DOING. THE MAN REPLIES,''I AM SENDING OUT 1,000 VALENTINE CARDS SIGNED,'GUESS WHO?''
''BUT WHY?''ASKED BANTA.
''I'M A DIVORCE LAWYER.''THE MAN REPLIES.

2) ''DOCTOR,DOCTOR,YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME. I JUST CAN'T STOP MY HANDS SHAKING!''
''DO YOU DRINK A LOT?''
''NOT REALLY.I SPILL MOST OF IT!''

3) A PATIENT WALKS INTO A DOCTOR'S CHAMBER.
PATIENT: DOCTOR,PEOPLE IGNORE ME.
DOCTOR: ''NEXT!''

4) TEACHER: ''CAN ANYBODY GIVE AN EXAMPLE OF''COINCIDENCE?''
PAPPU; ''SIR,MY MOTHER AND FATHER GOT MARRIED ON THE SAME DAY,SAME TIME.''

5) A WOMAN WAS TELLING HER FRIEND,''I MADE MY HUSBAND A MILLIONAIRE.''
''AND WHAT WAS HE BEFORE YOU MARRIED HIM?''ASKED THE FRIEND.
''A BILLIONAIRE''.SHE REPLIED. Close